Watching the Celebrity Apprentice finale and consuming an entire pint of ice cream on a Saturday night. I don't care y'all. I have a fucking yeast infection and nothing can make me care about anything right now.

That's a thing? How have I gone three years without noticing that?

My dad used to read it to me and my brother when we were kids but I've never met anyone else who's read it. I definitely need to reread it now as an adult!! We even named one of our doggies Fiver (she was kind of anxious). I'm so happy to have made your acquaintance :))

Hearted!! You're amazing for this.

Terribly off topic, but is your username from Watership Down?

I totally read that "RIP!" as part of the narrative, ie as what happened to the hypothetical chick when it got too close to the cat.

pics or it didn't happen! (that sounds gorgeous!!)

Bwahahaha your comment is so adorable. My mom is getting married next year sooo....hope your story isn't a taste of what's to come!

You know how kids like to pretend their parents never have sex? Well if your parent has a memory foam mattress, clearly all they're doing is sleeping on it.

My mom just bought a memory foam mattress, so this is great news!!

So what does it mean if I hook up with "sexy bad boys" (men) when I'm not ovulating?

Forget the slurpees—I'm really happy and excited with the writing that they inspired!!!

#STLPRIDE. Yay I heart you for this!

CAN I JUST SAY he is wearing a St. Louis Cardinals World Series shirt?! Yes? Match made in heaven guys.

I'd sign that petition!

It's all fun and games until Stephan Colbert cries.

Same here! I was fascinated!!

I wish there was!!

wish I could say the same! :)

Hagrid!