I thought "averaging men's and women's pockets" was what I was doing when I put my things in his pockets?

I'm okay with my name now, but it's hard not to feel short-changed when you have a sister named Catarina Allesandra. Furthermore, both my sister's names are ancestrally significant, while I'm named after either a character from a sci-fi classic or a pornstar, depending on which parent you ask.

I once had a roommate who defriended me. Totally pointless but that random act of passive-aggression summed up our relationship pretty well.

Totes agree.

I am really impressed with the these heels! Whoever made them really considered how the grain would add to the piece.

I like how it says "No Comment(s)" at the bottom of the Courtney Stodden link. Exactly.

Hearted for our collegiate bond and your wonderful name!

Yeah! And holla!! A Loyola Jezzie?

Aw no worries! I simply rewrote the map in my head so it had a more neutral title and pretended it was interesting to see where else women had a-cups.

I got to see him speak today at Loyola!! :)) He was pretty adorable.

This is mesmerizing! What is it??

I just tried to post this on my friend's wall and the thumbnail looks like Jupiter because it's a indistinguishable mass of kitty fur. THE CAT IS TOO BIG FOR THE THUMBNAIL.

Love you for this.

Background: I dated this guy. We broke up and he dated someone else for a coupla years. Him and I become bffs again. The girlfriend hates me with a fiery passion. They break up, remain friends, but she still dislikes me.

Ugh I did that—was complaining about my roommate and accidentally sent it to her. She was supa mad. Now I always double/triple check or refrain from complaining about her via texting.

!!! And it just gets better!!!!

Replying to promote and to say omg, this is simply brilliant.

Yes! :D

I'm a female, so who knows. But I feel like I say awkward things when sober and zingers when drunk. If only we could figure out why, then we'd be set!

love!