I can't promote this comment, but I lol'd.

Poor girl! When she's older, she's going to have to learn to tune out both the idiots who "don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" as well as the jerks who don't trust anything that doesn't die after being born three months premature, being pronounced stillborn, and spending 12 hours in a…

Thanks boo.

Thank you good sir or madam!

Not gonna lie, I thought this was going to be a questionable scientific study about how playing Rihanna's music kept the mosquitoes away.

Yay! Whew, there is no way I would've remembered that title but I do remember being really surprised that a man wrote it because the sex bit that I read was awesome. And I'm glad it's getting ringing endorsements from you and Bonster because at least half the girls in the class are reading/have read it. I definitely…

Yes! Thank you!

I'm student teaching in an 8th grade classroom and I'm always fascinated by what they're reading. One of my students, bless her heart, has plowed through several Marilyn Manson and Kurt Cobain biographies.

I just had to comment on your beautiful phrasing. Groin topiary, woodland preservation, or complete deforestation? Love.

In high school, one of my friends and I joked that males look like a snuffleupagus (Snuffy from Sesame Street) but you are dead on!

I am fascinated with the subject! About half the guys I've known have done some sort of trimming, but I recently came across a gentleman who was bare. That alone intrigued me, but I found it even more curious because he had this delightful rug of chest hair and then zip! below the belt, all bare. Whyy??

I've been wanting to try this for ages! Any way I could persuade you to send me some more specific directions/recipe or a link with more information?

oh god that was me and the sloth videos and the number eleven.

hearted for your brilliance!

I thought we figured this out already: "[Scientists] now understand how the erectile tissue of the clitoris engorges and surrounds the vagina – a complete breakthrough that explains how what we once considered to be a vaginal orgasm is actually an internal clitoral orgasm."

I thought they looked like Krunchers!

I know, it was a joke! I was kind of banking on my number being so outrageous as to be implausible.

I have the opposite problem (designer shoes often don't go past a 10) and yet I have the same dream.

Your sex life is not horrible! This is just an average. Don't cry!

Not for shaving 12 times, for shaving supplies once a month, with 12 months in a year. I imagine everyone handles shaving pubic hair and legs differently, but they did say this was based on their collective experiences so it can't be too far off.