It's green HAM and eggs, not eggs and green beans >:(

I'm STILL afraid to eat only one thing in a twenty-four hour (or moooore) period unless it's soup or gummy bears.

This got me thinking: Although I have several friends who would refuse to receive cunnilingus, I've never met a guy unwilling to preform it, and I've met three who were nonplussed by a menstruating partner.

One time my boyfriend was in the checkout line when he realized he had a box of condoms, duct tape, rope, and rubber gloves. He ended up just buying the condoms.

Fancy! I was just going to have my deceased husband's brother do it for me, a la Nancy Botwin.

Victoria's Secret has a similar device that's supposed to help you find better fitting bras based on your breast shape. If you're in Chicago, give it a whirl!

This is really interesting, but is it just applicable to Shakesphere, or any older text? Any poetry? What about e. e. cummings? What about watching The Word on the Colbert Report?

I like the idea of an eco-challenge, but I think the 3-minute shower challenge is limiting. Someone who takes 15 minute showers might see that as impossible. Instead, I think someone (The Body Shop, Kohler, Jezebel) should offer tips to reduce water waste. Some of the commenters have really good ones: turning down (or…

Wait, how do they get more kids if they stop having sex after the first one???

You're eating it wrong! Everything tastes better in a cupcake:

Marie Claire did an article about this about five years ago! They mentioned literotica.com, which has a terribly unattractive layout, but I like that stories are separated into categories and have tags, so you can really find what you like. Stories are also rated so you can weed out the weaklings.

Nice.

I love your ideas! I would also suggest a class that dealt with mental health: how to deal with stress, how to have healthy relationships, etc.

But...hasn't Victoria Beckham already had three children to Rachel Zoe's one? What makes RZ the expert here?

As someone who lives in Chicago, I'd argue my Uggs are at least practical!

:( I think the closest Walgreens is over 2 hours away, in Pierre.

Am I the only one who assumed the "watch" tag next to the article title meant this piece was going to have video of caffeinated sperm? Sigh.

I guess that answers my question—there are people (with high metabolism?) who can generally eat what they want and look like her, right? And there are people who don't look like her who are just as strong/have just as much endurance?

When I was seven, I accidentally disfigured one of my fingers and doctors wanted to perform cosmetic surgery before I hit middle school specifically so I wouldn't get bullied. I suppose they had a point—my finger was the subject of some nasty remarks—but haters gonna hate and I don't think it's a good idea to…

True story: the only Canadian I've ever met was visiting Chicago to see a hockey game.