You can do that right now!

The one Doug DeMuro pulls on the IRS.

Steps to getting any car you want

FISTER DOUG FISTER might actually refer to the Management team at Hendrick Motor Sports.

I'm with you here, I'd love to see a Passat R. Something totally batshit. Why not a NASCAR Passat?

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

Sure, but what happens when Greg Biffle's on the track? That would greatly reduce your maximum speed before hitting the wall.

You should pick a travel partner who is good at giving road head. I know that sounds crass, but it really is the best advice.

He's just gonna pull a Dodge

The flaming remains of Biffle Nation will consume all who stand on the way of Carl Edward's eventual triumph.

Helicopter Dick?

TT Sportback, swoopy sedan with liftback:

Mike is thick.

I'm going to say hard.

Kind of like this

Note: A mistake isn't a mulligan, they have to actively try to fix it.

Hey Jason, yes I am. I've lived here for 20 years. Getting rid of my TL (as they are called here) was heartbreaking but after buying a more modern day to day vehicle, I simply did not have space to keep her and as you know, you never recoup your investment with a classic. Believe it or not, I sold it for the…