That's just low. He should get his ass disbarred to see how he likes it. Scumbag.

I don't have any suggestions but I'm going to be waiting on the answers with bated breath. I go through these things like crazy and in fact broke my most recent one this past Sunday.

I don't have any suggestions but I'm going to be waiting on the answers with bated breath. I go through these things…

You must be new here.

Perhaps all white male actors should be voiced by Aubrey Plaza.

Excellent point. AND EXCELLENT SHADE.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.

Good time as any to mention the excellent memoir The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio which is set during the sweepstakes & radio/TV prize craze of the 1950s.

Mark...dearest I love ya' but your stance regarding chicken liver on toast...

FWIW, I refuse to read the Goat Man story all the way through.

he did get a delightful spear of chicken liver toast which he was not particularly fond of because, you know, chicken liver is kind of gross and doesn't belong on toast.

I actually think they didn't really sexualize here here, and I was liking that about how she was styled. The makeup is very minimal, very natural, her hair is braided, no jewelry, she's wearing a ball cap. The only thing that is even suspect is the top and that is something many other 13 year old girls are wearing…

No.

I don't think so at all. I was actually thinking how nice it was that she was not sexualized.

I think she looks her age here—the styling is, as the headline trumpets, quite natural. What about this image feels sexualized to you?

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

"All going according to plan.... "