I would read the HELL out of a Snape story, but I have an unabashed love of Alan Rickman, even when he's wearing a wig and a dress.

I didn't know I wanted it, but now I must have a story about a young Professor McGonagall.....actually screw that, I want the entire McGonagall autobiography.

Holy smoke, the woman in the orange jumpsuit reminds me of Brooke Windham in Legally Blonde.

This kind of situation is more common than you'd think in every type of family, poor or not. Victims are expected to just get over it and are forced to see/interact with their molesters, especially if it was a family member or SO of a family member. You can be emotionally dense whether rich or poor.

Did you say visiting family? #pills

Go right ahead and order that sack of Dove chocolates for your honeybun's stocking.

So much for that Christian forgiveness because boobies.

I love it.

"It's okay, help the rude guy first."

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

Maybe he should have taken her name.

In 1976, a young Dustin Hoffman was shooting one of the biggest movies of his career - Marathon Man. (...) To put himself in the mindset of a man losing control Hoffman didn't sleep for days at a time and let his body become disheveled and unhealthy. Finally, after all this work Hoffman notices his co-star Sir…

Why Eine Kleine Nachtmusik of all things?

I'm going to start asking all my male friends why their penis is on a dead girls phone. For funsies!

Elizabeth Perkins can be on all the shows if she keeps making comments about Pilates and not walking straight.

the whole cyrus thing is so so uncomfortable..