I've climbed Mount Washington, used another person as human furniture, and stolen an Econoline van for a joyride, but not once have I competed in a dance off. My bucket list needs to step it up.

Also "Jim Henson's Creature Shop" is fun.

NOT TODAY.

well at least it’s not someone’s asshole.

I assumed that the head of B613 would have a hefty retirement package, even if he only held office for a few weeks. After all, Papa Pope was said to be the real power behind the throne. You can't have a man like that roaming the land without a financial safety net. That makes him a liability.

He is always doing this confused puppy dog head tilt. It's cute on a pup. But he just seems dumb and does dumb things.

Didn't he read Paper Chase?

I'm not a big fan of high rises, but living in a condo at least 5 stories up definitely helps me sleep at night.

Right, I should've pointed out that her leaving instead of sabotaging Char was a good move. But we're looking at her actions leading up to that moment as a whole

I don't think she handled it well at all, but I interpreted it as Korina saying that she didn't think she could be impartial and wouldn't give Char the best help she could give. I'd rather she admit that and leave than stick around and end up unconsciously sabotaging Char's work.

Also, "torn to shreds" is overstating

Nope. This is criticizing her reaction and actions on the show. That's all I can go off. I get the frustration and annoyance - like, why are y'all bringing me back after kicking me off

OK, that was FREAKING HILARIOUS! I loved his outraged: 'you're not even doing the count down!' comments through it. He was kinda horrified that she wasn't obeying the rules. And when he realized how tough it would be to get his bikini line done... I almost lost it. And God bless Ellen for reminding him 'your wife…

Sometimes when the Internet is slow I like to cruise AP Images and Getty, looking for photos of public figures doing things that are so normal it becomes goofy.

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

If I was asked to articulate why this is so hilarious, I would be unable to. That said, this is hilarious.

This is how I know that Joe Biden is my soulmate.

No. Owen Wilson always looks like my high school environmental science teacher.