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QueenoftheGoobdom
QueenoftheGoobdom

And if I'm not mistaken, the baby had a little snack at the end of the video, too! I love this video clip so much, my eyes literally turned into big red hearts.

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Oh my god, this made me cry! Tears of sweet, sweet joy! I don't care if people say we anthropomorphize animals too much, you CANNOT convince me elephants don't have the same kind of love as humans. Maybe even better in some cases! :/

I want elephant parents. They get me.

'OH MY GOD. BILLY? SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY?'

Not only do they dash to his rescue, they usher him up the safer route, carefully steer him away from another potential fall, stop and check him, and then he turns around so that one of the adults (his mother?) can specifically check his wounded tush with her trunk.

Hehe. If Benedict Cumberbatch and Maggie Q got married they would be...

ETA: I actually saw one of these in person this past weekend. My mind was blown.

Malpractice != emotional distress.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

My dog went into the kitchen once, pulled out an empty chili container from the trash and brought it back to us. She plopped down in front of us and started to work on licking out the chili leavings. Like "HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'; I GOT CHILI." When we tried to take it from her she was like "EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLES THAT IS

Off with their heads.

Does she get her hats from the Alexis Carrington-Colby collection??

Black Mirror is actually fucking great. I really recommend watching them. They'll freak you the fuck out and give you some great conversation fodder.

My cat would murder me in my sleep if I even thought about doing this to her. The noise from the video was enough for a scowl.

Also as the girl who outed Leo McGarry in the first season of West Wing.