As I suspected, FriesenPress is a self publishing company. Suing Disney is one of the new dynamic ways to get the word out about your self published book.

Pie. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it.

I think the real question here is whether the nothing burger will be followed by cake or by pie.

Followed by...

Go on kids, crack it open!
*thwack, thwack**crack*
CANDY——NOOO NOT CANDY NOOOO



*screaming**tiny suction cup noises*

*more screaming*

It's like the world's weirdest piñata.

I'm going to quit my job and just devote my life to being an Ariana Grande's Ponytail truther.

CALLIE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ARIANA GRANDE'S PONYTAIL IS FAKE. NO. YOU CAN'T STEAL ANY MORE OF MY DREAMS FROM ME.

And he incessantly plays in standing/running water so they're always cold and wet. Also meaning that every surface in our apartment is covered in kitten tracks.

You mean like how yesterday he got caught in the sofa cushions while napping?

Holy jeez that skinny little guy looks just like my Peanut! *SQUEE*

I don't dislike lima beans.

It's really not good.

I fucking hate grits. And contributing worthy commentary to discussions.

Oh, for crissake. This has nothing to do with sophistication - and everything to do with the structural integrity of old, old bridges. The locks are damaging the structures, and have caused some railings to collapse.

It's vandalism.

When I came out, my mom told me:

The social media team at ABC has come up with a clever diversion to keep you occupied as you wait for the return of Scandal. Really running with the whole Carmen Sandiago look, you can play Where On Earth Is Olivia Pope by dragging a glass of red wine to a specific location on a map.

And, with porn, everything is on my terms. I can say no whenever I want to. I can do what I want to, I can do what I don't want to. I'm in control..

Needs more otter.