Yup. I made less than dudes just out of J-school who were hired a year after me at the last paper I worked for. Good times. Good. Fucking. Times.

It's not just their sizing policy that sucks though. The whole company is a Ayn Rand worshiping mess.

It doesn't matter what I wear, I will NEVER look good while working out. I sweat like a giant sweaty, sweating sweatbeast, turn beet red and puffy, and generally look like total HELL when I work out. I don't think a cute outfit will do anything to fix that. In fact, in a weird way, I think a cute outfit might make…

I judge people who wear Lululemon. And people who wear A&F too. Not in a good way. Wouldn't wear their stuff even if I could fit into it.

Hey, Governor McCrory! I have a message for you.

Fixed that.

Easy there! Some are gross, yes. But I will defend the virtue of the s'mores pop-tart until the day I die!

that is all.

Well I'm on birth control (hormonal weight gain) and antidepressants (weight gain.) Considering, what, 1 out of 8-10 Americans are on antidepressants, and how many women are on hormonal birth control, and that's without taking into account medications for things like high blood pressure (which can be genetic and…

So I should wear a helmet during an abortion? Thanks, North Carolina, for looking out for my safety!

The key is to have standards, but not a grocery list. A partner is a human, not a car: don't go shopping for features x, y, and z. Go interact with people. Allow love to form, whether friendly or romantic. No great story every begins with, "He had the ideal education level, cleaning habits, and eye color."

Laughing all the way to the bank you pig!

They were in front of me in a TSA line once. She is ridiculously beautiful and poised.

She is ridiculously pretty and you, sir, are an ass.

This is for you Bieber.

Um, she's 23, not 12. Most people in their 20s understand that committing adultery with a guy running for mayor of America's biggest city could be a dicey situation. lol.

From the Inside Edition piece:

I find it curious that you insist on defending a woman who:

Look, there will never be a time where I will argue that Anthony Weiner is in the right in this situation....BUT. She is 23 years old. She was aware that he was married and that he was not leaving his wife. She's said that she initially contacted him to express her disappointment in him after the initial scandal…

You are a grown ass woman.