The only peace I find anymore is that in 20 years, most of these old shits will be dead from heart attacks likely caused by too much cigar inhalation and red meat.

THIS. It is incredibly easy for men (who have the means to) to simply leave the state where their children and the mothers of their children to avoid paying. It isn't legal, and technically they will still owe, but it's pretty difficult to get them to pay. The mom basically needs to hire someone to go and GET the…

Word. I do the same. My face says "I'm innocent and 16" but my handshake says "...I'm actually a grown-ass woman and I'm here to do business". I look forward to impressing someone like that someday....assuming this weirdness of inter-gender handshaking isn't sorted out by then.

Obviously, there just happens to be a word missing after "vagina's". The vagina's what is missing of course from the tales of successful retreat, Peter?