I’m ignorant on this, don’t watch his channel and this is the first story about this I’ve read, but let me understand.

Explain, go on. How and why is this funny?

Well done. How very original, edgy, and pushing the boundaries. Anti-Semitic ‘jokes’, so fresh.

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

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For what it’s worth, a Tineye search reveals another version of that picture that looks slightly more presentable, which suggests that maybe there’s been some small ’shopping going on —

Android Wear 2.0 was officially announced yesterday. Thought it would be of interest on a ‘tech’ blog.

I agree. Shitposters are always awful, but people who were there to actually have a conversation about the movie usually brought a lot to the table. I enjoyed even the more “out there” theories (moreso if they were well-explained), or explanations or insight into things that I either missed, or didn’t grasp as well as…

That’s too bad. I’ve been commenting in IMDB since 2001 and as a huge movie fan, I love discussing movies with others. Yes, there are trolls like on any other site but you have the ability to ignore or report any user you find objectionable. Personally this is going to kill 90% of my visits to the site and I’d imagine…

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T WATCH

My wife is a nurse. You would be surprised at how often she has patients come in with complaints of ear pain and there’s a cockroach in there. It happens far too often for me to be comfortable with it.

I know that exact feeling. laying in bed at night, about to fall asleep, and the grand sense of scale overwhelms you: “I’ll be alive for a very short amount of time in the grand scheme of things and the universe is impossibly huge and no matter the extent of my works, nothing I will ever do has permanence.” Even as a…

The day I broke away from the Catholic church and realized the entire religion was a lie, it was the best and worst day of my life. I was finally free, but at the same time I became tormented by the fact that after we die, it may happen without ever knowing the reason for our existence.  

I used to think this stuff would make you crazy, when I was a kid. Oddly enough, this is Scientology’s excuse for not letting laypeople know their dark inner “theological” secrets unless you pay thousands of dollars to be “guided” through it; that it will make you go mad, LOLOL.

Keep the time scale in mind. The sun will bloat out and fry the solar system in a few billion years.

On the upside, you will not be around forever. In the grand scheme of things, you’re piddly existence amounts to an unnoticed blip in the universe.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

That’s nothing- there’s an actual dummy installed in the Oval Office, pretending to enact laws with a Sharpie.

I never really thought butter could be pretentious, but here we are.