For what it’s worth, a Tineye search reveals another version of that picture that looks slightly more presentable, which suggests that maybe there’s been some small ’shopping going on —

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

I can’t believe that even in Europe, where I live, where many of my family died in camps, even there, this kind of people are raising their heads again.

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I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

I understand accidental bumpage into the good ol’ butt hole but actual penetration? Are we talking just tip here because I suppose that’s understandable.

Maybe it’s just my butt hole but it’s def not open and inviting enough to accept a penis accidentally.

That’s enough internet for today.

Could be worse:

My father who taught me to love science makes jokes about climate change not being real. I cannot tell if he is just fucking with me or serious.

I have a Tea Bagger cousin who insists that there is more ice at each cap than every before and the vast majority of scientists don’t believe in climate change.

Fucking hell - that’s why it’s called climate change - and severe swings in both directions are not only possible but probable - you fucking douchebro scumbag criminal idiots.

Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

I’m going to slam my head into a wall now.

Exactly. Having suffered mental health issues myself, I remember times where I was acting like Kanye and people LOVED it. No, I wasn’t famous or bringing in money, but I was making parties more interesting and doing “artist” things and people were getting entertainment out of my unhealthy behavior. I look back at my…

it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is…

continually rolling out her bonafides when she does something like this is getting tiresome as well - it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

Yeah, no change.

This is why we need to stop curing new diseases. Especially Zika, a disease capable of halving the human population withing a couple of generations just through handing people out condoms. Either no kids or kids that cannot breed themselves, it is the mst humane population control disease ever. Of course if I had my…