This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Secretly hoping to watch LeBron go supernova, crush the Warriors, and retire after realizing that he expended every last ounce of basketball ability he had left in the ultimate mic drop.

If he wins the championship this year the discussion is over. As it is I barely think it is an argument any more.

I agree with all of that except for the fact that Mike Breen raped me

Broadcast Taeks (for both TNT and ESPN):

Does that thing come with a boarding ladder, or do you use a springboard and get a running start?

Hard plastic is easy to clean with bleach after your kid vomits all over the interior of your new car so it’s a feature here.

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

Yeah, I actually started with this distinction back when I used to post on a music forums. People would always make threads asking about the GOAT bands. It would’ve been absurd for me to have called Pavement and Neutral Milk Hotel two of the greatest bands of all time, but I’ll be damned if I admit the Beatles made…

both tatum and redick went to duke, if that helps

Burning Man jumped every conceivable shark long ago. We Russian trolls use Burning Man as an epithet for “progressive” America’s noxious habit of clinging to rotted institutions long after they’ve become hollowed-out shells of what they were in their heyday. That sort of rank sentimentalism is an intellectual and…

*books ticket to Nevada*

+1 moral victory

Congrats Pacers, you should have only lost by 1.

Navigate and explain: Support police not shooting unarmed Black men and boys to death. Done. Pay me.

If the NFL were more like the NRA, they could shoot the glaciers before they get to the ocean. However, they might actually end up kneeling, if only for more stability when they’re lining up their shots. Maybe that’s not necessary when the target is as large as a glacier?