I HATE THAT KID

..and brags about how he won the Super Duper Street Fighter 2 tournament.

“That game doesn’t exist.”

“FAKE NEWS!”

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

Oops...*slinks away in shame*

Man, if only the second paragraph of this post were about that exact thing.

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

We’re on the worst goddamn timeline.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Jameis Winston with the “oh shit no one is holding me back.”

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

I also loved the jab at the Jedi Order of the prequels when Luke points out how they were over romanticized and more or less brought about the rise of Palpatine and the Empire through their own ineptitude.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Did the article mention that a show called <I>Game of <b>Thrones</b></i> would obviously have a heavy focus on chairs?

Thanks for checking in, Ashley

It was like watching Jordan in his prime just destroy everyone ... he used a GUY to kill someone by flinging his body around - so awesome!!

Force Awakens was fine. It really was. John Boyega ruled, Daisy Ridley ruled, Oscar Isaac wasn’t in it enough but he was good in the parts he was in, Kylo Ren was weird and intimidating, seeing Han and Chewy and Leia again ruled, it had good lightsaber shit and good X-wing shit and good Millennium Falcon shit and it…