I’d have pegged you as more of a Rex Morgan, M.D. kind of guy, chortling to yourself while reading it on your hot couch in your not air-conditioned apartment.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Klay showed an emotion! Wonder if Papa Mychal is gonna dock Klay’s allowance.

I was dropped in 1998 (I believe) and picked back up in 2001 without the creator and many of the voice actors gone as well. The animation style was also different and the humor just wasn’t very good.

Trump-sized fingers

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Here’s Jordan’s performance on the VORP leaderboard over his career:

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

As a lesbian, this is the kind of quality programming I am here for. I don’t get him at all and straight women cannot explain him to me. Thanks, Deadspin guy. I think we’ll get along.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Shit

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

Oh man this movie sounds insanely dark - but also dope as shit. Ben Affleck is the Clint Eastwood of our time. An insane badass and kick shit actor who turns into a epic dopeass director. Sick.. It would be even more dope and sick and kick ass if he was the director and writer of this movie and all other movies that…

Says the person who chose to name themselves after an animal scrotum

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

You’re right. He gouged holes in his shins with the grips on the bar because the bottom was the easy part. And the Undertaker is doing rack pulls to skip the easy part.

Aside: is this the internet’s most fantastic gif?

So the Broncos are trying to sway the officials by complaining that Brady tries to sway the officials.

So is the chili.