Maybe it would if they banded together and formed a sort of coalition that would govern their behavior in exchange for services. That way they could cooperate with other such coalitions, and benefit from the combined resources of this new network of mutual support and collaboration.

Book of Madison, 3:2- 3. And then the Lord saideth, through his prophet James of Madison, The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at…

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

I’m with you here. Violent conflict isn’t the answer, but starving them out would be effective and hilarious.

This is nonsense. They don’t want to die. They want to say “I’m prepared to die for the Constitution” so that people will go “Wow, these guys want to die, they’re a scary right-wing death cult!” They’re morons. They’re morons loitering in a shack.

Why do that? All they’re doing is loitering. The appropriate response is to make a wanking motion with your hand and get back to what you were doing.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Not only is this an extremely correct take on oxford shirts but I’d also like to take this opportunity to say I like what you’re doing around here Mr. Chris Thompson. You’re welcome to stay and write for Gawker Media, as far as I’m concerned.

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

Actually there is a predominant thinking in the Republic today that Vader himself had reason to let the Death Star be destroyed. It allowed him to firm up the legitimacy of his position, drew attention away from his over-reliance on his archaic faith system beliefs, and created a gap in the empire’s power base which…

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

At least post a REAL samurai.

People who still have low-def cable/satellite feeds on their high-def TV, and they think just the TV makes it high-def make my blood boil. People who can’t tell between DVD and Blu Ray are terrible as well. Sometimes the in-laws will be over, so I’ll volunteer to run an errand to get out of the house, only to watch my…