Quagthias
Cursed Frogurt
Quagthias
Why I Play

In the first years of my career as a games writer, I got used to a certain reaction from my parents’ friends when

Just a quick FYI, these “better options” seem to be written by people who don’t know what they are talking about. For example, I checked out the mountain bikes, because I know mountain bikes. For the cheaper option, they suggested a 45 lb bike with rim brakes as comparable to a decent diamondback bike with disk

This POCKY is making me THIRSTY

Whats the deal with all these short articles? I’d like to have that job, I tell ya. Sitting around “Hey Bob, we’ve got 10 minutes till press and we need 50 articles!!! What are we gonna do!?!?” “Ha! Watch this!” *laugh track, bass guitar*

“I’ve made articles so thin, I couldn’t even see them.”

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Great piece. Videogames have come a long way. They require a certain dedication, and if you don’t have that dedication, that’s okay, just don’t frown upon the people that do have that dedication. I hope you child grows into someone with as much dedication as you.

If you’ve never played, Condemned is a solid pick. Look past the extremely outdated graphics and get soaked up in the atmosphere. There’s more than one heart stoppers in there.

LOL. 26 is old, hilarious.

Folks work hard on games, often in shit conditions. We should always strive to celebrate their work. Especially the little things.

Whoever came up with the code for those cross-hairs is living the dream right now because you wrote this.

This. Everyone thinks getting a group will magically make things easier, but actually the toughest matches ever are Group vs Group.

I’ve had almost the opposite experience. My dream was to get a group together for competitive and when that finally happened, we got stomped over and over, probably because it pairs you with other groups, and those groups more often than not are super coordinated.
Going in Solo or with just a group of two provides

Although the crux of your point is somewhat correct, you can’t have four Hanzo’s.

That lineup of “cool” characters is cringe inducing. Who are they marketing this game towards... Jaden Smith? Jesus, what a joke.

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The only thing that needs to be said about Watch Dogs 2

Same video twice. Looks like it’s not just BF1 that has bugs!

Honestly I hope there’s still gyro aiming. Once you go gyro for shooters on a gamepad, you can’t go back (thank you, Steam Controller).

Wii U had 3rd party games at launch too, but like skyrim they were all old and nobody cared.