Why on earth would you expect gay culture to be exactly the same as straight? You might as well be saying, "How come black people... when white people..." Very ignorant.

Haha, you think Deadspin is a news site.

So you're presuming gay men think you're hot? Doesn't that sound a little gay?

Gay men think you're hideous. (So do women and straight men.)

Yikes.

Why are you celebrating your ignorance? Why not just look it up?

Yeah, I know what Uno is.

I hope she didn't mean the restaurant... That really would be the worst date ever.

Non-starter. If one is without intention of returning to the native country, renouncing citizenship not only becomes the obvious choice, regardless of tax law, but the ethical choice as well. Contribute nothing, receive nothing.

The weirdest part to me is that they don't make corrections, even to the most glaring of errors that generate dozens comments.

Are you aware of how few Americans renounce citizenship each year?

Or as Katie Halper would likely say, "Principals."

Principles.

Breathe.

Why are you trying to equate sexual assault with fake dead girlfriend?

"invited never"?

Back in my day, we just called it "gay".

That doesn't make it any less valid.

Way to vote with your page click!

You're so right! Why does Deadspin keep posting about it?? It's almost like they have quantifiable data in their hands that proves people do actually care about the story. But what would that be quantifiable data be... page views? I don't know, I'm no scientist, but you're totes right! Congrats!!