As I said earlier, I was having a Nic fit. I'd been having them periodically since I gave up smoking a year and a half before this incident. For those unfamiliar with the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal, let me list some of them.

I was gong to take the fifth, on this one, but I'm not sure if this qualifies as evil, and really, the Mounties, Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the State department are all aware of what happened that night and have just told me never to do it again.

Two extra tips regarding this list: