I used to work at a car dealership with a guy that was the scumbag used car salesman. They could have made a meme about this guy. He was dead on what you picture in your head. He would jump in front of and on to cars that were driving through the dealership, chase people down etc. I wouldn't have put it past him to…

I was about 17 years old with my first car. A 1999 Chevy Cavalier 4 2.2l 3 Speed auto. I had just put a new sway bar on it. So in my 17 year old mind that meant it was a Ferrari. So I took it out on my favorite twisty back road to see how it did. Coming around a corner that I had been around 100 times before the back…

I would have straight up called the police without hesitation.

I don't mean to brag, but I think I am very good at this. My proof? My mother in law. Her previous cars were a 2011 GMC Terrain 4 Cylinder, a 2008 Jeep Compass with the CVT and a 1998 GMC Jimmy. Now? She owns a 2013 Cadillac ATS-4 2.0 Turbo, all on my recommendation.

I have to agree with this.

I was wondering why this wasn't mentioned. Those are clearly repulsor tech.

+1

What about the Honda Odyssey Pikes Peak Hill Climb van? No love?

Is it bad that I just said Trans Am Grand Theft Auto in my head?

As a programmer myself, this was awesome. Thank you Sir.

You win the internet for the day for providing us with a beautiful Stewart gif.

I was going to say the new Ford Powerstroke has 800 pound foot of torque.

Probably the LaFerrari or the new Mclaren P1.

Probably the LaFerrari or the new Mclaren P1.