I'm a big fan of HEB, though.

Just keep schwimming, just keep schwimming

Relevant?

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Even Massachusettes thinks they cheat!

There's a Final Fantasy 19 TWO? I've missed some things, man.

Way to go, Tommy.

Way to go, Quelch

At this rate when does Goodell pull out the magic 'undo' button and start the whole season over?

African Cup of Nations(?)(?)

I own an embarrassing amount of Colorado Rockies NL Champions/World Series participant stuff (hats, jerseys, pennants, t-shirts), so it's understandable.

Couldn't they get Eli 'Stop Scratching the Couch You Damn Idiot' Manning? Shocking.

"Padraig has never kicked or thrown an American football in his life"

Is there an official compiler of the list of 'balls golfers have never touched' or is it an amateur undertaking?

I am so glad this was said in the first ten minutes of the post. See if those photoshopped pecs can hold up, eh Biebs?

Aren't there two bored Madden players out there someplace, who could call plays in from their Xbox?

There were 39 bowl games this bowl season, which is the most ever. Only one, though (the Sun Bowl on CBS) was not broadcast on ESPN networks, so if you weren't parked on the mothership, you missed them.

I would like to read that paper.

You must be Jokinen me....

As an aside, I miss the old Woot, which was more fun and quirky (in both sales and website 'personality'). Buying t-shirts only for that day, stupid/insane deals....Amazon has legitimized it too much!

As an aside, I miss the old Woot, which was more fun and quirky (in both sales and website 'personality'). Buying…