I just returned from a month-long trip (dissertation research in Mexico) to my somewhat cluttered house and thought the very same thing. I really don’t need all this junk cluttering up my living space.

Please, more stars! MORE STARS!

Let’s stop now because we have a winner.

I almost got sick reading this. Well done.

Yep. All you need to do is look at the comments section of The Dallas Morning News for your daily dose of anti-Mexican rhetoric.

East Texas, you never fail to disappoint.

We’ve reached peak “Dad-bod.”

33. Laughs at your jokes.

Ever? Yak!

I took a Marriage & Family class my senior in college (I had 3 credit hours to burn). 30 years later, it has turned out to be one of the best classes I ever took as an undergrad. The prof emphasized this point over and over—the most important person in your life should be your partner, not the kids. Celebrating our…

Bleh! No—the texture can be weird. I’ll pass.

Mrs. Roper chic is really a thing?

Gagtastic.

¡Vieja mandona! I can’t believe she called you a retrasado—both lol and wtf? Was she from DF because this has chilango-snob all over it.

Sure, Fonzi.

I'm in the middle of a Ph.D.—I can't imagine dealing with this AND a wayward spouse. Kudos to you. Badass.

Wow! I'm genuinely shocked. I totally didn't see this coming at all!

Some days, I think cheap horsepower is a good thing. Then I watch videos like this.

Native of Wood Dale here and yes, it can get noisy, but those people are just being assholes.