Serious suggestion particularly for a baseball player. Tie a 150' nylon strong to half a brick. Throw the brick over the branch. Pull it down over the drone. Really easy to do, I use it all the time to clear dead branches.

I think the $900k + ongoing endorsement money probably assuaged he sadness.

Hell? What are we 5 years old?

What kind of self respecting person born after 1970 watches the opening ceremony on the olympics? What is there to watch, it is a fucking parade? Are parades interesting still, is this 1920?

Let's be honest here mostly its black people disproportionately killing black people. The cops thing is also an issue, but a tiny one compared to intra community violence.

Yeah I am 45 and actually very into computer/board gaming and my knowledge of Pokemon ends at “there is a yellow pikachu, right?”

It is an odd days long event with difficult to understand rules, a history of major cheating, where technology and team assisting in an individual event matters as much or more than the competitors.

Umm if most fans don’t like it, just have the event an the police sya that you can not do it and that the crowd is free to enforce this. It will stop it easily.

The definition of lazy bloggers putting 30 minutes into a story and not bothering to think about what they are writing?

Bears killing the Patriots? Though I think I barely understood what was going on.

It is really impossible to know if the two things are related.

Don’t listen to these fools, as former terrible high school soccer goalie this really is not that difficult especially on the pro-am level. I mean it is not exactly likely, but with a clean shot I bet goalies his level make it pretty often actually, say 40%?

Meh as someone who travels a lot I frankly still find Taxis far superior to Uber. The Uber drivers often have no idea where they are going and take bad routes and/or get lost. I mean if you are desperate to save $5 sure, but if you are desperate to save $5 you should not be attending a sporting event.

“high-level, if not top ten”

I am 35 and the first one I remember is the The Challenger explosion, but the first one I really understood was the first Gulf War.

Bolth?

I agree with you completely, but to be fair:

Probably pretty tasty, everyone likes the taste of dollars.

If the kid is a prodigy one year of playing slightly less is not “going to end it”. Look at the damn amazing athletes who pick up sports at 17 and make it professionally. One of the best hockey players I ever played with started playing at 16,and I played with him at ~21. Never made the pros due to drug problems, but…

Or the girl talked to the judge and told the judge she would prefer to lay less golf. That happens in these custody hearings a lot. The judge takes the private preferences of the child seriously.