“What if Anakin Skywalker were actually played by TOM MOTHERFUCKING HARDY, and instead of being a whiny dipshit pod-racing bro, he was actually a Jedi Academy bully who sabered little Jedi boys for their power converter money? KABOOM. Another billion dollars. Someone get the Coen brothers to write that shit.”

I think when I was about 10 my palette developed enoguh that I refused to eat dominos. Who on earth shops there who has a choice?

??? What? Are you 10 years old? That is the only scenario where it is plausible for you to think a date less than 2 years ago for becoming a GSW fan means anything to anyone.

I was once served food in a dining hall and you have triggered my PTSD. My lawyer will be in touch with you an Gawker Media.

??? You don’t think the Hardy has a mental illness too???? His mind works just great?

There is a zero % chance he works out. He wasn’t much of a prospect before he got in the NFL, and then has looked terrible.

He is already on Tomlinson’s level. Throwing out Tomlinson’s two horrible Jets years, AP has over three less full seasons, AP has about 70% of LDT games , but 95% of his yards, and 4.9 yards/carry vs 4.4.

You have a bad list and you should feel bad. He is definitely in that second group.

I think comments like this are funny since you likely have little to no knowledge of how they treated their kids. Not casting any aspersions, but this unsubstantiated glorification of the ethical persons of people you don’t know is exactly what leads to the “SHOCKED, SHOCKED” responses when people find out that human…

I'm 34, never heard of it.

This is the correct answer, and cheap.

By far the dirtiest things you are around are you own hands and mouth.

You don’t get free agents if you don’t overpay. That is how it works.

??? Do base running and defense not count? This is a bizarre comment. You clearly are aware they exist. Hitting is only a large part of the game, not all of it. And hitting has been way way down league wide in case you have not noticed.

It will be more unless he gets hurt.

You don’t pay them for sex, you pay them to leave afterward.

This is an extremely stupid use of police resources, and I hate college football.

I was always a huge supporter of replay, and I guess I still am for certain things, but honestly I think the simple solution here is to just make rulings of possession after a catch by the refs unreviewable.

Red is over-rated, his competition sucked.

Punctuation inside quotation marks is stupid. It is a very poor linguistic convention that makes little sense.