"You never speed in Virginia"

He might be able to do it if he markets himself as an "experienced director".

Ugh, take it to Deadspin, Kotaku.

WOW! A HUNDRED DEGREES! THAT'S LIKE AMAZINGLY HOT!

Pierogies are polish.

Stupid comic for stupider people.

Did you ever try it with cream and sugar?

I have a plan:

WHOA WHAT

Because that's disgusting and your collective palate is fired.

They're doing it wrong. They need to use mopeds like they do where I live, and drive in the left lane on a road with a 55MPH speed limit and piss everyone off.

I'm a contractor who does canvassing for the power company in my area. People frequently call the cops on me. Every single cop I've run into on the job because of that has been exceedingly friendly and polite. And I don't live/work in a very small city (Virginia Beach).

Origin and Steam give out free games for free completely.

OMG yes.

Dear God, man! Rein in your exclamation! Far too excessive.

Phil, you're my hero. I've been waiting for this article for a long time. Once I played Kotor 2, I never touched KOTOR 1 again. When I become a famous author (which will presumably occur after I manage to finish something), I will proudly proclaim KOTOR2 as one of my biggest influences.

This sounds a wee bit excessive.

Whoo!

We need to talk about how you think that 5% off 6 PLEX cards for EVE is an amazing deal.

"America" isn't the official name of anything. North America is a continent. South America is a continent. "America" just happens to be the shortened form of "The United States of America", which happens to be the only country on either continent with "America" in its name.