Man oh man, tall tales are the best.

Well, in one form at least...

Poor whale

Not enough pores.

But I thought THAT was the fat part.

2tacky4me

REAL

Oh man, Don is e-famous again?
BTW he streams at Twitch.tv if anybody's interested, same username.

I take it you haven't been to Twitch.tv?
I've been getting 5 Hearthstone ads in a row multiple times.

7 patties?

Never seen these...

Well the general case of restaurants run by Japanese is that the utensils are good enough that you don't need to rub them.

Actually no, not Monster Hunter.

There's already a CoD killer.

We all know what this means.

Obligatory

Paper, Please!

PRAISE BE

Someone could use some basic human anatomy knowledge.