Man oh man, tall tales are the best.

Well, in one form at least...

Poor whale

[POSSIBLE SPOILERS]

Not enough pores.

But I thought THAT was the fat part.

An incredibly convenient power that was able to coincidentally beat back one of the best the planet has to offer?

2tacky4me

REAL

Doesn't really matter if the intended audience understands the extended stuff, really.

Oh man, Don is e-famous again?
BTW he streams at Twitch.tv if anybody's interested, same username.

Duff's not on the list?

I take it you haven't been to Twitch.tv?
I've been getting 5 Hearthstone ads in a row multiple times.

7 patties?

Never seen these...

Well the general case of restaurants run by Japanese is that the utensils are good enough that you don't need to rub them.

Actually no, not Monster Hunter.

There's already a CoD killer.

We all know what this means.