My non-Microsoft gamepad mocks your controller for mocking that statement.

No, like in (Italian?) restaurants.

UGH.

Nah, they're fine.

Nope.

Centauri

Clock?

Hmmm...

Insanely bad but twice as awesome.

American stars? BAH

If a person can't recognize the virus from the strange message, chances are they won't be able to tell the difference when the UI looks different.

Nah, let's skip Mars altogether.

Pretty much.

An accident as compared to intentional gouging... Hmmm...

Aren't they all?

DERPWAT

Silly child, they don't care about roaches. They only care about cute bugs like flies and mosquitoes.

I'd say that's better than a protagonist who screams for his (potentially dead) wife every 5 minutes.

Because his motives are harder to understand. Yeah some people say guilt and maybe that's the case, but guilt is more difficult to show with a silent protagonist than vengeful.

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