This guy should absolutely NOT be trying to pass on his genes. Anybody that dumb should not be allowed to reproduce. Idiot adults raising idiot children is going to be the downfall of the human species.

And you cheer when he finally picks up the futon to smother the flames... Then scream as he proceeds to use that futon to fan the small trash fire into a total conflagration.

Yup, was gonna say the easiest thing to do was to throw a heavy blanket on top and smother it. It would have choked before it’d catch fire. Tossing cardboard boxes and paper trash was just feeding it lol.

As soon as Daasuke saw the aftermath of what he did, he knew it was all over.

They might even have had one - he was just too incompetent to use it or didn’t know where it was. So in addition to having some, make sure everyone knows where they are and how to use them - my dad sure did. Only needed it once, but that was enough.

He’s 40 and still lives in his parents house.

It is completely unreal watching him place a match in a paper-filled bag that he JUST put a lighter-fluid covered tissue into... Yikes.

This guy is hilariously incompetent - every thing he does just makes it worse. It’s like a Laurel and Hardy short.

Anyone can piss themselves in public, needs to pass the shit test. If you can make boom boom in your pants and passerbys are none the wiser, you have a winner!

I am loving secret wars so far, but the more I hear about post secret wars marvel, the more I’m not looking forward to it...

The hunt for red October. Your man card has been revoked.

E sports aren’t real sports.

Lord Voldemort?

There is a reason why they are called deathclaws and not cuddleykittenhuggers.

He’s not kidding about Silver Surfer. It’s not only one of the best comics Marvel’s putting out right now; it’s also the best season of Doctor Who in years.

Not WoW2, Warcraft 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or so I would hope.

Here here. It’s “head” looks like a space heater trapped in a cake dome. The man was probably looking for a slice of Banana Creme Pie. Who among us would not be disappointed?

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Thank you for saying it. They may as well have just used a small GPS transponder. That was a robot in the same way that my IG88 action figure is.

Good list. Saga is, hands down the best monthly being made. I am, admittedly, not a huge comic fan as they are, as a general rule, written by the absolute worst writers (who can think of cool scenarios) in the world. Yes, I'm being offensively hyperbolic. That's not true, but it generally feels like it. Saga is…