That looks... ridiculous. Appealing to a 14 year old virgin, I'm sure. But pathetic otherwise.

And here in lies [one of] the reason[s] I prefer buying a copy at the store and bringing it home of downloading it. But maybe that's cuz I'm old and the digital age is new. And new things are scary.

Is it wrong that I really want to know if the plane is a real toy plane or if it is Photoshopped? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

Philly already did. http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/t…

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE CAPS LOCK PROPERLY.

This should be retitled to "The Elder Scrolls Online Introducing Players to How Traditional MMORPGs Operate".

Maybe he should pay more attention to his bank account instead of making purchases with such low amounts in his account?

It's always been clear that funding a project on Kickstarter is more donation than investment—there's no financial return, and no legal recourse if someone takes your money and runs—but we've never seen anything on this scale before. Without that Kickstarter money, Oculus might have not been able to attract any of the…

It is the underlying assumption that Truth, Justice (and all of that stuff) that made me fall completely in love with Irredeemable. "Never good enough for you lot? Fine, I'll just crush you underfoot like the wanton god being I am."

I'd be the one slapping their bottom or taking an upskirt, wanna bet you wouldn't do shit. Get over it you fucking whiny cunt.

Go back to Gawker dickhead

Just keep your completed LEGO masterpieces in your mom's basement next to your bed, I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm also sure the word "friend" is in quotation marks because they are a myth to you. No friends, no worries. You're golden!

If a friend did that to me, the status would raise to best friend. Ass minus stick equals a better person.

Marvel: Spider-Man
DC: Batman

Pretty sure I'd tell my kids to sit down and shut up.

SVP is so money he'll probably reference this message on air in the