Nooo! Why did you take them out of the box!

I need to see more of dat ass.

Megyn Kelly is the best kind of feminist, smart and good looking!

How much did that cost? The adoption? Did you go through an agency?

Do you know how hard, and expensive it is to adopt?

For stating a fact? What's wrong? Your motility getting down?

only my ass

oooo burn

Well played.

There is nothing that can’t be accomplished with enough time and retaining your virginity.

FAPFAPFAPFAP....

Whoop there it is.

Why NASA?

I blame Bush.

STOP GETTING YOUR FACTS ALL OVER GIZMODO,

Relax nerd, it’s a joke. Go play with your dolls or as you call them “collectible action figures”.

I don't like all this interacialling. Back in my day the real Thor would kiss the real Captain America and that's how we liked it.

I wonder how Reed will deal with the fact Doom was boning his wife. I wonder if during orgasm Doom yells “DOOOOM”!

Fake history is fake. That’s what they want you to believe.

Man didn’t evolve from apes. Apes and Humans diverged 4000 years ago.