The gathering is awesome. Those little yellow dots on the map are like magnets for my toon.

You know this was staged right?

I don't know whether to hug you or kill myself after reading that. Stop this roller coaster ride I want to get off!

I can level one toon to 90. Which class currently has the one shot I WIN spell?

Replace "bags of gold" with "mountains of debt" or "entry level low paying job" and your sentence works. Ding! I leveled up!

Was the SR71 pilot wearing a pressure suit? The SpaceShip one pilot wasn't...

Public sector union pensions and benefits (remember the uproar when Walker of WI asked teachers to pay into their health insurance?), administration, lawyers, bureaucracy.

You are marginal with a marginal intellect and marginal vocabulary as evidenced by your insightful prose. Shall I quote it for you? "whole bunch of military shit". Obviously you came here to troll this blog and you are armed with slogans you read on the internet. Your point is taken. We spend an obscene amount of…

The United States leads the world in education spending.

Wow, look at all the regular Jezebel readers wearing costumes.

You write like a typical 20 something millennial pothead. "whole bunch of military shit" d00D!!, "MURICA" sucks man! Granted, your opinion on an anonymous forum on the internet is typical and expected, I'm just tryin to keep it real, man. Just sayin.

We always need a "whole bunch of military shit" because that "whole bunch of military shit" always means "jobs" "civilian application of technology" and other useful "shit". Are you a dimwit or a nincompoop? Just asking, its got to be one or the other.

Sorry. Can't afford frivolous stuff like space exploration. We need to use the money to pay for health care insurance subsidies for your neighbor.

My wife and a roll of aluminum foil = hot sex.

You nerdboys should read this. http://www.laddertheory.com/

So why can't I fly in Draenor? Did I forget how? My main IS a druid. Do my wings not work in Draenor until I pay a ton of gold?

BY FIRE BE PURGED! I haven't heard that in a 40 man raid in nearly 9 years.

I jizzed.

You've had more than a month to try a cheesesteak from any one of the places I helpfully yelped for you. And yet you seem focused on me. A/S/..