You know this was staged right?

I don't know whether to hug you or kill myself after reading that. Stop this roller coaster ride I want to get off!

I can level one toon to 90. Which class currently has the one shot I WIN spell?

Replace "bags of gold" with "mountains of debt" or "entry level low paying job" and your sentence works. Ding! I leveled up!

Wow, look at all the regular Jezebel readers wearing costumes.

You nerdboys should read this. http://www.laddertheory.com/

So why can't I fly in Draenor? Did I forget how? My main IS a druid. Do my wings not work in Draenor until I pay a ton of gold?

BY FIRE BE PURGED! I haven't heard that in a 40 man raid in nearly 9 years.

This game will be around for 25 years and on the subscription model. Bookmark this reply, see you back here in 15 years to watch you eat your words and sing my praises.

Do the characters level up a sense of entitlement and get perks such as bonuses to professions?

I created my alias just to troll Jezebel comments.

I got a raging hardon but not for reasons you suspect. Hit approve to find out what gives me an engorged erection!

Have you by chance read the Yelp reviews? The waiters are hipster douchbags. Poor service=no tip.

Not sure where you were trying to go with that but like you said, you're done here. See ya!

I'll overlook your ageist response to point out one fact and a question. You don't know how old I am and have you ever fucked an older woman?

I approve of this reply!

I can. ;)

I can fap to that. Thanks!