So the comment was based on your reply that Texas doesn't have cheesesteaks because you've never seen them and you claim to have lived your entire life in Texas yet have never been to the largest city (Dallas) and sort of claim to be from Austin. Yet a simple Yelp search shows at least a half dozen places, including…

Whose dick do I have to suck around here to get my posts approved!?

Eunuchs have dicks, it's the balls which are cut off.

I'm not sure which is amazing, the card trick or the fact the IRS left him a card deck.

No self-respecting Italian puts whiz on a cheesesteak. That crap is for tourists and people who live in Northeast Philly, i.e. tourists. Provolone, though American can be used in a pinch. Your stats are wrong.

I haven't had any of these, as a native Philadelphian I'm sure they all suck but this does call into your claim you have lived in cities in Texas. http://www.yelp.com/search?find_de…

Have you by chance read the Yelp reviews? The waiters are hipster douchbags. Poor service=no tip.

Butter is good. Your anecdote is cute but false nonetheless.

no. Provolone is the common and prevalent cheese used on cheesestakes in Philly. And I still live here. In south philly. Where u from cuz?

Sewer fat.. Or British cuisine.

Obligatory.

provolone not whiz. #phillyborn

That's a great set for a little boy but it's never too early to reinforce proper gender roles. May I suggest this for little girls (and sisters, and wives). http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.…

pic related to your fantasy.

You are describing nihilism. This experiment will explain why existence matters and matter comes into existence. /passesbong

Cmere an let me give you a wedgie!

Not sure where you were trying to go with that but like you said, you're done here. See ya!

What does winter have to do with Sochi, which is a Russian summer resort?