By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

Wifey: This is kinda bland.

Learning something about a subject you find interesting when you’re on a commute or cleaning the bathroom? It’s pretty logical, honestly.

And it would have been more true, because I got through the entire article without any sense of disbelief.

#CHUCKWRONG

Medieval soccer, as in the original game of football as played in some parts of England as far back as the 13th century, involved mobs of villagers in a soccer equivalent of modern urban warfare, with good times had by all, a bit of diversion for the peasantry during the hurry-up-and-wait portion of farming in the…

pssssst

“We want the ball, and we’re gonna sc—”

Please tell me your FB friend is a hamster.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Jason Pierre Paul had a small hand in it.

Sy Sperling won’t get none ($$$) unless you wear a bun, hun.

I’ll cosine that

It’s actually fairly important to the kickers and punters to get the K ball back if it goes in the stands, because the equipment guys generally only get enough time to break in the first 2-3 balls properly.

Spoken like a true a southie.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Goodell also suspended the Governor of NC, Pat McCrory, 4 games for being “generally aware” that Greg Hardy lived in his state.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

Poor kid. He’ll never forget the day his uncle puked on him when he was 7.