He got a religious exemption because he worships Chronos.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Bold statement.

My submission and defense.

BOWEL MOVEMENT.

I peel then shred fresh carrot into my salads at home. It’s delicious.

hey fuck you man

Ya, like Columbia. An Ivy league school who has the all time losing football streak record. I’m sure sexual assault cases are handled with wisdom and justice there.

This still represented a vast improvement over the previous day’s practice, when Manuel’s first pass was intercepted and returned for a touchdown by the Patriots' corporate hospitality tent.

100% the fullbacks fault.

Nacho normal marriage proposal.

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

You can pound all you want, but, but trust me. If you want to bust that nut, it’s best to just think of someone else.

I, as a Pats fan, appreciate the well executed pun. +12.5-13.5 psi

The Tomb of the Unknown Folder.

This is the worst possible food opinion.

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

You can tell it is a golf club, because it just fucking is one.

Like, the entire golf course can be one big sand trap; think of how much practice they will have getting their balls out of sand! They will be the kings of that particular golf hazard.