“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

If Jesus is a 6’2” Puerto Rican from Dorchester, he’s entered me many times.

Blatter released an early summary of his reform work:

I’m sure you can crowd-source it. “OK, if we get 100,000 people to just feel kinda bummed for 5 minutes we can all move on with our lives.”

Yes, you get it!

We’ll see who is laughing when all my sweat is wicked away into the atmosphere.

The loudest person in my building is an upper white class male.

Did your Theatre have to evacuate before the end too?

I don’t know why but this tipped me over the edge for giggles.

Its totally real man. I can tell by the pixels.

Not really. That’s straight up libel. ESPN could easily be sued for that and Rovell canned.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Costello: You see the thing is that these rappers today, they’ve got the funny names. The unusual names you see and if you’re going to be buying stolen Jewels from them you need to learn their names. So let’s start, first up we have 50 cent

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Well, when Indiana conquers Ireland, kills most of the population, and espouses a policy of exiling the remainder to the shittiest part of Wexford, we’ll have a chat, junior.

I don’t watch baseball.

Shame is a flat circle.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.