Yes, you get it!

We’ll see who is laughing when all my sweat is wicked away into the atmosphere.

The loudest person in my building is an upper white class male.

Did your Theatre have to evacuate before the end too?

I don’t know why but this tipped me over the edge for giggles.

Its totally real man. I can tell by the pixels.

Not really. That’s straight up libel. ESPN could easily be sued for that and Rovell canned.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Costello: You see the thing is that these rappers today, they’ve got the funny names. The unusual names you see and if you’re going to be buying stolen Jewels from them you need to learn their names. So let’s start, first up we have 50 cent

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Well, when Indiana conquers Ireland, kills most of the population, and espouses a policy of exiling the remainder to the shittiest part of Wexford, we’ll have a chat, junior.

I don’t watch baseball.

Shame is a flat circle.

It may not be a “thing” in the sense of being a thing that happens frequently or even semi-frequently, but it is clearly a thing that happened to Leeza Pearson and her daughter.

Saltalamacchia was reported as being caught off guard by the move, as well as every pitch in his last 33 plate appearances.

I definitely don’t have angels. Putting your cart away is just one of those things that you do as a considerate member of society even when it’s not convenient for you. I have plenty of shit that is difficult to do with a screaming kid but I don’t really have a choice. I live in a third floor walk up and have to make…

When you shower, at some point you probably grab a bottle of shampoo or body wash.

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.