Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s just where he keeps the extra gun he uses in case he needs to shoot a friend in the face while outside in the nature.

Nah, it means you're there to watch a live entertainment show whose entertainment value has dipped below the appeal of going home. It's a perfectly fine thing to do.

did you check your pulse???

“Who the fuck is Drew Magary?”

Why am I Google image searching “legal beagles” where did my life go so off track

Thank you! It can’t be that hard, just create a new comment page whenever the second article is time stamped. Give us a button above the comments to switch between threads started after the original article and threads started after the second/third/hundredth article.

I'm in. Hell, I'd pay $25 just to have the comments in date order. How your 2015 post arrived in the middle of a sea of 2012s; I have no idea. It's infuriating as a reader though.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

The movie About Time raised similar questions about consent and creepiness and....I think it's creepy. Like, if I was Rachel McAdams (although I've seen Groundhog Day a million times I haven't seen it in 10+ years so stick with me for the About Time dissection) and discovered my gangly British boyfriend had…

No fair researching him, he clearly called "anon" right there in the body, dickhead.

You dumbass Cowboys don't play in Dallas LOL.

Fuck the team. Seriously, fuck the team, he owes them less than nothing.

The 49ers could and would have cut him tomorrow if they found a comparable player who could save them a dollar. The players owe no loyalty to the teams.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

Surprised to see Seattle passing that close to the goal against New England and still scoring.

Whoever wrote this, I kind of want to punch them in the face.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

#teamjoeytallywacker