Surprised to see Seattle passing that close to the goal against New England and still scoring.

Whoever wrote this, I kind of want to punch them in the face.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

#teamjoeytallywacker

We can expand this to people who play video games or movies on their mobile devices on airplanes (without headphones) too.

It's just the new lingo the kids are using, like "Fleece it out," "Goin' Mach 5," and "Dinkin' flicka."

Yes, it must of.

Steelers Employee: Hey Vine-boy! Go sit down!

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Fuck the Giving Tree and its unreasonable standards of parenting. I want to retire not be a boat for my kids.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

I read a thing on Five Thirty Eight that said the fight was actually the smart play and people who think it was dumb are dumb.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

ur life sounds rly hard

I thought that, too, but then I figured the NFL never got a copy of the tape. So when they finally see those punches, Goodell will probably suspend some guys.

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

I think the real question here is how far can the Colonel punt a footbowel?

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.