I think he's stretching.

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I knew it wouldn't win because Harass is a mudder.

#notallarsonists

I have family, close friends that are incredible police officers and I tell them all the time how they are much braver than me for it.

I don't think those work with the DRM^® protected 2.0^® Keurigs^®. From their FAQ^®:

Can someone make an infographic of this infographic that doesn't take 3 hours to digest?

It's obvious that this is Kim Kardashian and Domenick Lombardozzi

I don't know or care about her as a person. I just think she is an awful actress.

What about replying to favorite Jezebel writers?

We also like snow

Thank you. I agree completely that it should be ungendered

"Asshole"

I'm only halfway through but I feel like I've run a marathon. The world of Olive Kitteridge is one that is populated by assholes and mice.

Alton Brown has a mango cutting technique that he claims is the best, but must be part of some new Food Network Punk'd ripoff.

I'm still in the grays and I find it patently unfair.

"I am so tired of the Mitchelling, man."

Which I just read for free thanks to deadspin dot com.