Bullshit, a real Canuck would have apologized after that rant.

Bloody fucking hell. How much money is being spent on constant court battles pushing back the shitty policies of the Trump regime? And this all springs from Trump being a racist bigot nutjob. Every fucking day with this asshole.....

Always remember that, at its core, the conservative movement is about individual liberties and states’ rights.  Those are the values they put above all else. 

The writer’s “rumination” on Eilish’s body type is contained to this, which I honestly don’t find offensive?

I remember as a kid learning that Smurfs are 3 apples tall and being really creeped out. When I imagined them like 1 plum tall, they were cute, and then 3 apples tall was when I said “ight I’mma head out.”

I don’t get Jennifer Weiner’s point at all. Pretty much everyone is hotter now than they would have been at the same age in earlier decades. My mom, at 67, looks better than Blanche did. We wear sunscreen now, and don’t settle for old lady hair cuts at 45 anymore.

What I’m taking from this is that you, Tracy, are doing a much better job of cultural commentary than Jennifer Weiner is doing. I’m 54. I’m ambivalent about my own place in the hierarchy of sexual objectification, because while I absolutely understand, and feel, the deep problems of objectifying women’s bodies, and…

This made it sound a lot more mysterious than it is. There’s not even anything subtle about it.

Wait... an organization for marlins decided to advertise with “white lives matter” and “blue lives matter?” It sounds more to me like some right wing troll wanted to find some sham front to use those two anti-BLM phrases and just asked themselves “hmmm, what’s white and blue?” Honestly, it was probably a 50-50 shot…

I manage a Burger King, and our vegans at least asked/read the description of the damned thing.

Vegetarian here, 100% side with BK. IMHO it's up to the person to ensure food the food is meat-free/it's unrealistic to think veggie foods from any place that isn't strictly vegetarian has no "cross-contamination". 

Apparently “support the troops” doesn’t extend to listening to them when they report sexual assault and harassment.

Mate. There is no power move in queueing up to drink your own Bud Light. I guess Bud Light paid him to BYO his esky of bad beer. It’s still a pretty lame attempt at stealth spon.

Maybe bcz it still super early here and I haven’t had a full cup of coffee yet, I swear I read this “dog facing a sexual harassment lawsuit” and nearly fell off my chair.

And John Fucking Bolton, the conservative neocon hero who never met a war he didn’t like, is suddenly a Democratic plant, or something. These people have really been playing the long con. For like, 40 years, since before Trump was even a public figure basically. It's truly incredible how many years everyone has been…

individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans

Oh god that reminds me, I once had a coworker tell me how she was so nervous on the bus that morning because the driver was wearing a turban. She seemed to think it was a cute, endearing story and not, y’know, racism.

“Me”, and “restaurants I love.”

Butter Distribution Etiquette, obviously.

“Could we have some more butter please?”