Parsnix

Lol thank you for this. Here's hoping it was out all night. 

If this happened to someone I like and care about, I would tell them, but no one told her...

Ivanka as Elphaba is disappointing 

Rich person falls through hole, damages luxury goods and sues. Low income customer falls through hole and breaks arm/leg: Gets saddled with medical bills and/or doesn’t receive proper care, is permanently affected but without money or resources to sue. 

I am so so so sorry for your loss and for what I am sure is/was a lot of time trying to figure out how to deal with it. My mom killed herself and it’s been brutal (especially a lot of comments from dumbasses) but I can’t even imagine it with that added layer. Sending strength to you.

HELLLL NO. My father shot my mother in a murder-suicide in 2017. This shit is why people had the audacity to say “They went together” or “They just loved each other to much” to me, and to talk about what a “wonderful husband” my father was. Those people didn’t read the police report detailing my mother’s defense…

“...when you deprive someone of your attention, you’re depriving them of a livelihood.”

Thrillseeking, yes, but smart enough to be the one musical star who wasn’t in Cats. 

Kevin Hart is gross. In that episode he introduces his team and one of them is his trainer/friend of 10 years/fitness director, Voss. He trains kevin and also helps direct and negotiate any fitness campaigns or fitness magazine shoots that kevin does. Wellllllll at the end of the episode they are on a private jet…

Soacey’s a huge perv but it’s more than a little clickbaity and misleading to make this story all about Kevin Spacey or imply that he had anything to do with his death. I mean, that’s probably all he’s known for to Jez staff and most of the US but that’s really just an anecdote in the larger context. This guy was a…

I have a degree in nutrition and have worked out for 2o years. I have taken HGH which he 100% has. A fat 40 year old doesn't change their muscle/fat comp in 12 months like he does without help. Not about being lazy you dolt, taking HGH doesn't change the amount you have to work out it greatly reduces the required rest…

Yes, diet, personal trainers, hours of exercise a day...and steroids; shitloads of steroids and HGH. But, they can’t legally talk about that.

Does “vascular” mean veins popping out? Is that a desirable look? Because, um, it’s definitely not my thing. 

Stop this farce. You don’t get vascular like that without PEDs. Period.

I mean he doesn't mention all the steroids, but that's none of my business.

savage.

Well, per Richard Prior (i.e. Murphy), it’s ‘have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up, the jello-pudding eating motherfucker’. (Loved that line -- as much as was wrong with Raw and Delirious, there’s still some hilarious stuff)

To be fair, those aren’t Cosby’s words they’re Wyatt’s, who looks like what would happen if Forrest Whittaker broke into Steve Harvey’s suit closet.