a map of busy work

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

Why do i think of thermonuclear war when i read this?

Is it just me, or does this look like the label was photoshopped in? It looks flat and too in-focus to me.

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I almost broke my eyes doing this.

so lets talk about gawker’s native advertising for like a hot second because i accidentally click on that shit like 45 times a day

u just broke my internet kara

Kotaku: We Just Aren’t Gonna Be Fucked To Write Anything At All Anymore.

Don’t underestimate how dangerous giant eyeballs can be.

Some people are literally barraged with invites and messages when they come online. Some people just want to play in private without interruption. If tons of people are sending you invites, you don’t want to have to send them messages that you don’t want to play. Some people take it personally if you just ignore them.…

• “I never understood this concept. Why do you need to appear offline? Someone trolling you? Block them. This isn’t the 1990s with AIM. Grow up. If you don’t wanna play with someone then don’t or remove them from your friends list. Stop being insecure dickweeds and man/woman up.”

i can’t believe this had to be spelled out!

This wasn’t released in the past. It’s a new thing. Your childhood remains undestroyed.

I’ve never understood the notion of a new thing “destroying a person’s childhood”, so to speak. Did this retroactively delete the previous art made and the experience of consuming it?

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

I feel the same way about your comment.