Why do I get the funny feeling your "invite-only" membership just got revoked?

Even Danny Trejo gets it. Why can't carbros?

Only 1.1 Billion dollars worth of people watched Skyfall. So, according to film industry accounting, you're right. Nobody.

Yup. Really enjoy them.

I do. Bond films are on a short list of ones I make a point to see in a theater.

Uhhhhhhh, did you sleep through the fact that the Daniel Craig bond movies are the highest grossing movies in the series? And some of the top ticket sellers of their respective years.

The guy who decorates his '50s car ('55-57 Chevy, '55-57 T-Bird, etc.) with so much shit it looks like he's built a museum exhibit. Car hop door tray with plastic food, old drive-in movie speaker and pole, Life magazine from the year of the car, fuzzy dice, old record jackets, vintage clothes, etc.

You have just started speaking in tongues screaming and flailing your arms. Make him second guess himself next time he wants to chime in randomly.

Also see: Nissan GTR owners.

So Stef, check this out, yo. There was this ferrari at red light. I was in my civic... stop me if you've heard this one; just kidding, don't interrupt. Wait... where ya going?

Can I star this 100 times? I would support a law that allows impound and crushing in cases where cars/trucks have been modified for the purpose of making emissions worse.

Guys who bring their newer Corvettes to classic car shows.

The worst, worst, WORST human beings I ever tend to meet are the Dumb Street Racing Story Guys.

Non-original oil filter? That's $1,000 off! - Rod.

I heard a kid say this once. "I got these aftermarket wheels because they're heavier and will help me stay stuck to the road better." That was all the way back in high school and to this day I think it was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone say about a car.

The guy that has to show everyone how cool he is by doing/attempting burnouts, by association making the responsible car guys look like dicks to the community.

VAPE GUYS.

My favorite is the "that's not period correct guy"

Every fucking time.

This kid.