Protip: Keep a crush that is within your mutual friend group to yourself. Figure yourself out, and do it quickly. It is possible to navigate it and keep healthy relationships intact but your big mouth can easily get in the way.

I fucking love Destiny, and haven’t been so into a game in quite some time. I am suffering from Destiny malaise in that I haven’t even really played in a few weeks, though my clan is active and we just recruited some fresh blood, and I haven’t regularly raided since early December.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

Embracing inside jokes about themselves is how you know a game is headed in the right direction.

Even if that's not a callback to the legendary Atheon ledge glitch, I'm going to pretend it is and say that is unlimited awesome.

Oh man, one part of the quest is to jump off the Tower while wearing an Atheon mask. PERFECT.

Time to go egg Erin’s ship.... Oh wait.

Great, now I’m sweating over turning them all in. Thanks, Jason.

I have played since launch, probably have about 450 hours at this point. Although destiny has its frustrating points (a lot of which have been resolved), I think the actual gameplay is the best first person shooter console play I have seen. Its so fluid and so well designed, the weapons are amazing, and the different…

The semantics of this are weird - you still have access to all the content you did before, its just missing “hard” modifiers. Saying someone can’t do the Nightfall if they don’t have the expansion is different than explaining “The Nightfall is for max level players, and without the expansion you can’t hit max level,…

If there’s one thing the comparison video illustrates, it’s that talented voice acting can’t elevate god-awful writing.

Dinklage was cast by a casting director and directed at a recording studio where he read lines written by Bungie. It’s not his fucking fault. Every line he recorded, several people said “Yeah! Thanks, that was great! Let’s use that one!”.

I am sick to death of hearing Nolan North as multiple characters in every game. It’s not his fault, and I think he’s great as Drake, but given that he really only has 1.5 voices (his normal and his normally but ‘gruff’) he’s immediately noticeable as soon as a character starts talking.

Not really a “fight” but a good story of someone getting what they deserved. I was in 10th grade and heading out to catch the bus, during the first week of school. My high school had really long hallways and way down at the end I see this big kid with a foot ball jersey...he had to have been a senior. Anyway, as he…

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I’ll catch “heat” for this, but while some of this is way over the top, this type of meticulate grooming and focus is why Vince McMahon has turned the WWE into the goliath that it is, a brand that’s now synonymous and BIGGER than “pro wrestling”. It doesn’t stop at commentary, it goes into production, camera work,…

RE: the Navy story. The military’s brass really does not like their service members pulling shit like that.

“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

I mostly just like that particular clip.