i tell people that i needed to lose weight because my doctor told me i was going to die and that usually shuts them up from saying stupid shit

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

I think thats the whole point of the ad (besides selling skittles).

These questions are actually more thoughtful & interesting than the repetitive drivel that the sports reporters lazily lob at Marshawn. Have the whiny little shits considered putting two seconds of effort into doing THEIR job?

Brendan Fraser thinks your concept is derivative, but he's too polite to say.

Meowshawn Lynch?

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Thanks, Zarn! Ask and you shall receive...

+1. "illegal hands to the face, defense". oh, you mean every offensive player's stiff-arm, ever?

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

The local media doesn't even try, Marshawn doesn't like doing interviews and they respect that for the most part. It's the national journalists that seem to think he's pissing in their cereal by not wanting to talk. I'm a Hawks fan, I could care less if he talks. I'd prefer they just leave the dude alone.

A flight attendant's job first and foremost, is safety – not to bend over backwards for every customer whim. If they cater to a seat swap that costs the airline money, they could be reprimanded, or possibly fired.

I'm pretty sure any editor boss I've had would tell me something like this:

Any idiot can write a game recap if they actually watched the game. You don't need Marshawn Lynch, who obviously isn't going to give you shit to write about, to recap the game for you. It's lazy fucking journalism, they're just looking for a soundbite to throw into the piece they've already written.

How about they actually ask him real questions that he might want to answer? Who cares if they're about football or not? If a reporter was able to write a column that is "all about Marshawn Lynch" as opposed to the standard "Can you tell us about how you played tonight" bullshit, I would actually read it. Some…

How'd that work out for Denver last year?

It's so trendy to bitch about Assassin's Creed, but you have to remember that every year they release a whole new game in a completely new setting with completely new characters, a full rich single player experience with side quests up the wazoo, and add several new mechanics that change how you play the game.

Buying garbage? Like what? Sorry, i didn't encounter faceless bug in ac unity, i did encounter low framerate but the game was no where as buggy as the Internet made it out to be. At least from MY experience and MY experience is the most important to ME. I don't need to surf the Internet to let people judge a game for…

depends on the cut. More marbling means go with more tannic wines, like Cab Sauvignon for a ribeye. A filet, due to lack of fat, goes better with a lighter, less tannic wine like a pinot noir. Fat cuts the tannins, so a filet can be a little over powered by a robust new world Cabernet Sauvignon. If you go with the…