Oh I thought everyone knew that term, literally the moment you hear it you know it’s going to be something that will piss off Italians. 

Oh MY take is shitty? Well congratu-fucking-lations for setting the example dealers should adhere to. But you’re living in your own little bubble. Considering that even NON CAR PEOPLE fucking hate what dealers have become recently, my take is the least shitty, and justifiable. It’s what everyone wants to say aloud.

This One Simple Trick to Tell if a Restaurant is Any Good:

As a creature of habit, I judge places based on the dish I’d be most likely to order often if I become a regular. Like if I’m going to a new Thai restaurant, it will be tom yum and a red curry dish.

Hmm. Are you a fan of Person of Interest by any chance? Because I feel like seasons 3 and 4 flesh out several concepts that Nolan first introduced on that show.

If you hadn’t gotten the headlight fixed you would have been stuck at home like a wallflower.

There’s nothing “deceptive” about it. 

This, the dumbest take, again. Why you are so aggrieved by a simple marketing term, or what other people choose to eat and why, when it literally doesn’t affect you at all, is baffling. I eat fake meat because I like it, and IDGAF if it bunches up your panties. Get used to it, because these products are not going away.

Does anyone else experience a white hot rage whenever anyone (especially MAGA-chuds) uses the term “woke”? Always to describe anything that varies from their narrow-minded, inaccurate, and often racist/misogynist/intolerant view of how the world is or “should” be. It’s easily beating out all comers for my most cringe…

Aggrieved entitlement. Totally. 

If Cracker Barrel wants to cater to a wider group of customers, what’s wrong with that? Is that not the most American impulse of all?

It’s sort of fascinating to recognize that it’s propaganda yet feel like you aren’t directly contributing via financial interest. Like it’s great that you don’t get your fucking news and belief systems from a goddam video game, but you are kiiiiinda funding fucking news and belief systems by supporting the goddam…

Now I’m told, but haven’t tried it, but if you use Himalayan Black Salt (also called Kala Namak), its sulfur content gives that particular egg flavor to things. 

political statements they may or may not be making, especially when at times those kind of things are more imagined than real

A lot of people in Wisconsin are doing their gol durndest to make the Confederacy come to them.

Of course, you can order the whiskey version that’s more standard across the rest of the country, but then you’ll probably be identified as a tourist.

I’m surprised by how much I’m enjoying Seven’s character arc on Picard. Vigilante turned Starfleet officer was very much not the direction I would’ve expected her character to go after Voyager, but it’s working for me.

Holy shit. I never even heard of this fire.

Fellow Americans:  If you don’t want to see this here in ten years then you need to vote.