At least someone is having fun tonight, even if it isn’t everybody.

Ah, Wu Chung, the less celebrated brother of the more popular Wang Chung, which everyone is doing tonight.

Because Democrats make them feel bad for being white.

So here’s my issue with this....this simplifies the issue so fucking much to be: this is the fault of democrats, and not the problem of wide spread societal issues that makes fascisim attractive.

No, no amount of “messaging” will fix the problem.  The problem is, there is some rotten in the core of America, where…

Just read it again. The guy you claim ‘can’t run a kitchen’, who’s tough guy schtick is just that, still has 7 Michelan’s.

10 odd years of common knowledge that Ramsey’s Angry Chef thing is an act and you haven’t yet figured out that the Angry Chef thing is an act? That’s on you, bruh.

I’ve worked in dozens of kitchens, and having to deal with the average skill of a kitchen worker leads me to KNOW that Ramsay isn’t even expressing half of my frustration.

Change up the Paloma by getting rid of the La Croix Pamplemousse and replace it with Spindrift Grapefruit. 

I don’t think that time ever actually existed. May I introduce you to the Satanic Panic of the 80s? Or the fact that some parts of the South chose to close down public schools ENTIRELY rather than integrate them in the 50s?

They’ll boycott Pizza Hut the same way they’ll boycott the NFL, MLB, Keurig, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Kellogg, and dozens of other companies.  The net effect will be the companies don’t lose a single customer because Goldfish (the crackers, not the animal) have longer attention spans than the average bigot.

How about we stop allowing private citizens to own a military arsenal? How about that?

Pretty sure this is more accurate

This is quite possibly the worst of the recent spate of stupid clickbait article on the Takeout. I’ve been here from nearly the beginning, but I’m about to leave, y’all.

This is stupid and pointless. Y’all have to stop writing these bad filler pieces that don’t say anything at all.

Do you really believe nobody orders Domino’s in the day? That only drunk/stoned people order it late at night? Because that’s what the article says.

You could literally write this same tripe about any food.…

I feel dumber for having read this article.

I’ve had boiled asparagus a couple times and it was gross, though that was probably boiled more on the 15 minute side rather than 5 minutes

That’s...that’s not what blackmail is.

I don’t agree at all that that’s the implication of the article. While I too am open to the possibility, it strikes me, as it did the author, that this stuff all happening in the runup to the primary rather than the general, by conservative outlets, right after he did something that was universally viewed as damaging…

You do know that the bulk of the information is being given to the very conservative Washington Examiner, yes?

“I mean, that’s circumstantial at best.”

Well, so is everything you said.